Reinvent Yourself:
Discover the Rewards of a University of Life Degree
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Advance Your Education, Kick Start Your Career
follow madnus and you'll be exposed to the best careers in the world: photographer, historian, premiere league player, paramedic, IT expert and any other he might find useful to answer.
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Diverse Student Community
You'll never find somebody as diverse as me:
the brain of a premier league player inside the body of an History professor coupled with the wisdom of a drunken teenager.
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If you are mature and brainy, not 12 year old girls, you belong here.
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Your mind is such a great place
You can make so many things up! so much easier than actually have to learn how to live like all those other suckers!
World Class Faculty at the Finest Facilities
You get both a textile-something professor and a botanist. Learn how to grown your own cabbages!
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And although our classes start at 7am, if there's a Leicester-Chelsea match at 2:45am you're welcome to skip classes.
Our Graduates Rank Highest Among Job Recruiters
they sure do, we say so. We're on Google. You might have to scroll down a few pages, maybe because we're in Europe?
Complete Your Bachelor's Degree in no time
You also get to meet the no-caretaker, the no-IT guy and you can have a cup of no-tea while you wait.
First Class Libraries
You get a fake ID for the Oxford University libraries.
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World class IT Infrastructure
Maintained by the 74 year old FIFA player. You get to share your account with everybody else. And a shared reddit account is included with your tuitions.
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And a notebook with no apostrophes.
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